speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

speed-bag by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

Speed-bag

A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.

Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.

Speed-bag by DrChode May 22, 2009

speed bag 

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.

The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.

speed bag by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 9, 2006

speed bag 

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

speed bag by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007

speed bag 

A rapidly performed version of the punching bag.

After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.

speed bag by Steve^O March 18, 2008

Speed bag 

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

Speed bag by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

Speed Bag 

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

Speed Bag by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011