Speed Walks 

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

Speed Walks by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Brazilian Speed Walking 

Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.

With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.

Brazilian Speed Walking by yycforme October 24, 2009

speed walk 

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

speed walk by twackburn July 4, 2017

sped walking 

Sped walking, also known as Racewalking, is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-metre runners—and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic events are the 20 kilometre race walk and 50-kilometre (31 mi) race walk. The term sped walk is often confused for "speed walk' which isn't even a word.

Did you see how fast Sally was sped walking today?? It was amazing!

sped walking by spedwalkerjay October 11, 2012

Speedwalk

A roblox game created 2/6/26 by the roblox player "MrKraziWert" as of now it has around 1 thousand visits though, it is still in beta. The gameplay is walking while enemies chase you.

Kraz: Yo, wanna hop on speedwalk later?
Cadet: Nah, I have plans with Lynk to play wait in line for bathroom
Kraz: What a MrKraziWert...

Speedwalk by xX_MrGassyKalebKraziPurg69_Xx October 4, 2026