Definitions by twackburn

Clurp 

An individual who is, or has been in the past, mean-spirited to a family member. Additionally, a person who is mean in response to

My sister just drank my caprisun, she’s such a clurp.

Clurp by twackburn August 31, 2025

sour butthole 

When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.

I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.

sour butthole by twackburn December 23, 2017

speed walk 

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

speed walk by twackburn July 4, 2017