speed post
A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
speed post by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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Speedport
Taking the first flight to leave an airport without knowing the destination prior to buying tickets.
Speedport by mercanerie98 March 3, 2017
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speed post • speedposting • SneedPosting • Speedport • speed poetry • speed • speed bump • Speed runner • speed run • speed racer
SneedPosting
Sneedposting is the action of talking to people on omegle or spamming people by luring them in and then asking them if they're "into sneed" or something relating to sneed's feed and seed, formerly chucks. And then spamming the copypasta "The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with"Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."
SneedPosting by Jitzwaz June 2, 2021
speedposting
To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!
1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!
1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
speedposting by van nelle January 9, 2009
speedposting
To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!
1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!
1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
speedposting by van nelle January 10, 2009
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