A Spedtismo is someone who's sped beyond comprehension. There are many factors to someone being a spedtismo, such as someone's eyes being placed diagonally.

Example 1:

Carl: Yo, look at that kid over there in the lunch line.

Fred: What in the fuckaroo? That dude is blowing snot bubbles from his mouth with a 2-inch gap between his eyes! Fuckin' spedtismo, bro!

Example 2:

Kevin: The LGBTQ community is the best community ever!

Alex: Shut the fuck up, you brain-dead ass spedtismo retard.

spedtismo by Papa Muey December 27, 2022

spedtistic

spedtistic Means "Retard" or "Autistic"

Yo, Kira is lowkey spedtistic

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Speditism

The kid in class that meows, barks, has body spasms and sniffs their owns farts.

That girl Victoria--she's suffering from speditism. She needs serious therapy.

Speditism by Yoda The Prophet November 29, 2023

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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