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spedgasm
When a SPED(special ed) kid yells out in his or her wheelchair and it scares all of the children in class.
spedgasm by Iamthekidthatlivesdownthestree May 24, 2017
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spedtasticle
when you're telling your sister you loose chromosomes every time you talk to her and you want to call her a sped and a testicle but also use the word fantastic, you use spedtasticle.
spedtasticle by moriah-eats-ass July 7, 2018
spedtastic
Person 1: "Did he just fill a condom with lighter fluid and smack his wife with it?"
Person 2: "i think so"
Person 1: "well, isn't that spedtastic"
Person 2: "i think so"
Person 1: "well, isn't that spedtastic"
spedtastic by Yung Jewy June 27, 2017
spentasm
spentasm by chris & kellie September 5, 2005
spedtismo
A Spedtismo is someone who's sped beyond comprehension. There are many factors to someone being a spedtismo, such as someone's eyes being placed diagonally.
Example 1:
Carl: Yo, look at that kid over there in the lunch line.
Fred: What in the fuckaroo? That dude is blowing snot bubbles from his mouth with a 2-inch gap between his eyes! Fuckin' spedtismo, bro!
Example 2:
Kevin: The LGBTQ community is the best community ever!
Alex: Shut the fuck up, you brain-dead ass spedtismo retard.
Carl: Yo, look at that kid over there in the lunch line.
Fred: What in the fuckaroo? That dude is blowing snot bubbles from his mouth with a 2-inch gap between his eyes! Fuckin' spedtismo, bro!
Example 2:
Kevin: The LGBTQ community is the best community ever!
Alex: Shut the fuck up, you brain-dead ass spedtismo retard.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.