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Gullible fool, or Village Idiot, with elements of pomposity.
He's a right daft wassock, thinks he knows it all but he can't tell cabbage from turnip!
wassock by freswith December 2, 2004
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Lancashire dialect word, only ever used light-heartedly as a very mild insult. Pronounced 'wazzock' rather than with an 's' sound. Once famously appeared on a hit record by Tony Capstick, giving it a brief period of popularity with schoolkids, including me, but now only uttered without a degree of irony by coffin dodgers.
No, you wassock, I said Settle, not Seattle!
wassock by cactuscat September 14, 2006
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Warsocki 

War-Sock-Ee

Verb. To ruin the end of a book or movie unnecessarily.

Named for Mathew Warsocki, the famous actor from Welcoming Kansas and The Destruction of Redcloud, who does this whenever he is interviewed.
Kid 1: ...Have you read Harry Potter?
Kid 2: Yeah, Dumbledore DIED.
Kid 1: Nooooo! Way to Warsocki it, you jerk!
Warsocki by Gifford5th April 27, 2011
complete and utter moron
somebody who doesnt seem to do anything right.
You complete Wassack!
wassack by Chris Davies July 9, 2004
A Wassick is commonly linked to women (but can also be linked with men). By definition a Wassick is described as the bulge of belly or pubic flesh when a person pulls their pants just a little to high. The Wassick is found in the front of the person and is usually seen as the bulge between a vagina (or penis) and the lower sternum or diaphragm area. Also commonly referred to as a GUT-GINA.
Wow did you see those new pictures of Jessica Simpsons weight gain?? The ones where shes wearing the blue jeans, pulled way up high?? Total Wassick dude!
a homosexual being, purpose is to play halo all day or make unfunny jokes
Man, here comes that gay wassick kid . . . dont make eye contact
wassick by mackisflaming April 19, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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