wassock 

Gullible fool, or Village Idiot, with elements of pomposity.

He's a right daft wassock, thinks he knows it all but he can't tell cabbage from turnip!

wassock by freswith December 2, 2004

wassock 

Lancashire dialect word, only ever used light-heartedly as a very mild insult. Pronounced 'wazzock' rather than with an 's' sound. Once famously appeared on a hit record by Tony Capstick, giving it a brief period of popularity with schoolkids, including me, but now only uttered without a degree of irony by coffin dodgers.

No, you wassock, I said Settle, not Seattle!

wassock by cactuscat September 14, 2006

Warsocki 

War-Sock-Ee

Verb. To ruin the end of a book or movie unnecessarily.

Named for Mathew Warsocki, the famous actor from Welcoming Kansas and The Destruction of Redcloud, who does this whenever he is interviewed.

Kid 1: ...Have you read Harry Potter?
Kid 2: Yeah, Dumbledore DIED.
Kid 1: Nooooo! Way to Warsocki it, you jerk!

Warsocki by Gifford5th April 27, 2011

wassack

complete and utter moron
somebody who doesnt seem to do anything right.

You complete Wassack!

wassack by Chris Davies July 9, 2004

Wassick 

A Wassick is commonly linked to women (but can also be linked with men). By definition a Wassick is described as the bulge of belly or pubic flesh when a person pulls their pants just a little to high. The Wassick is found in the front of the person and is usually seen as the bulge between a vagina (or penis) and the lower sternum or diaphragm area. Also commonly referred to as a GUT-GINA.

Wow did you see those new pictures of Jessica Simpsons weight gain?? The ones where shes wearing the blue jeans, pulled way up high?? Total Wassick dude!

Wassick by Wassickresearchfoundation August 9, 2010

wassick 

a homosexual being, purpose is to play halo all day or make unfunny jokes

Man, here comes that gay wassick kid . . . dont make eye contact

wassick by mackisflaming April 19, 2007