speculous

an offshoot combination of "to speculate" and "curious", most often used to refer to when you call bs on someone's story but are still going to listen to it anyways

"i'm speculous about joe's story from the doctor"

"did he say he doesn't have AIDS"

"yeah, i let him ramble on but i call bs"

speculous by AndresG December 23, 2006

Speculum 

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

Speculum by Jen November 13, 2003

spicuous 

1. indicating something is very obvious or showy. stands out from the crowd.

2. anything that is hot/popular/trendy/stylish/unique.

3. t-shirt and clothing company. based in Southern California. can be found at myspace.com/spicuousclothing.

all definitions taken from the word CONSPICUOUS.

Ex. 1
A: you see that guy mashing in the RSX?
B: yeeah, that's spicuous. there's a cop right there.

Ex. 2
C: hey, man, you look fresh today !
D: thanks, dawg, it's been a while, huh?
C: yeeeeah, you look so spicuous.

Ex. 3
Brandon: I was at a party last night right ?
RiGHT, and my boys are up there im like
aww your shirt is tight, he was like nah its Spicuous !

spicuous by mszC November 9, 2009

Speccable specculus 

This is used to describe the top of the top tier babes. Crème de la creme girls

She is a Speccable specculus.

Speccable specculus by Calillou November 10, 2020

Speculoanuaphobia 

Speculoanuaphobia is the irrational fear of sliding glass doors, especially if you believe there could be somebody unknown behind it. If you have this fear, many of your friends will be so weirded out they likely won't want to be your friend.

Cathy: "OMG I can not sleep on your couch!!!"
Morgan: "Why not?"
Cathy: "I have Speculoanuaphobia I can't sleep anywhere near that sliding glass door!!"
Morgan: "uhh..." *slowly walks away*

Speculoanuaphobia by Complicated and delicate July 13, 2018

Speculum 

Anal or vaginal pry bar

The doctor put his speculum in my wife's cooch, so I told him to throw an extra stitch or 2 in for me when he was done

ass cave pry-bar

Speculum by Asscaver June 1, 2013

Specious 

1a. In fact correct, but has achieved that truth without proper substance or reasoning.
1b. Is in substance truthful, but that truth is fallacious due to the fact that the finding of the truth was drawn from a facetiously precarious idea.
2. Deceptive, but fatally attractive.
3. No longer useful: Obsolete, but attractive.

Dr Jon: "The Black widow is specious. It is of the most exquisite & enticing spiders that exists; though deathly poison, fit for a king, it does contain."

Specious by J.T.C. January 5, 2009