Speculos 

being so lost in thought that you are no longer able to process the world around you.

my grandmother died yesterday. I sat down for hours and tried to understand the meaning of life. I guess i was really Speculos because i did not notice my mother screaming at me to do my chores.

Speculos by TK448 June 1, 2022

Speculoanuaphobia 

Speculoanuaphobia is the irrational fear of sliding glass doors, especially if you believe there could be somebody unknown behind it. If you have this fear, many of your friends will be so weirded out they likely won't want to be your friend.

Cathy: "OMG I can not sleep on your couch!!!"
Morgan: "Why not?"
Cathy: "I have Speculoanuaphobia I can't sleep anywhere near that sliding glass door!!"
Morgan: "uhh..." *slowly walks away*

Speculoanuaphobia by Complicated and delicate July 13, 2018

speculous

an offshoot combination of "to speculate" and "curious", most often used to refer to when you call bs on someone's story but are still going to listen to it anyways

"i'm speculous about joe's story from the doctor"

"did he say he doesn't have AIDS"

"yeah, i let him ramble on but i call bs"

speculous by AndresG December 23, 2006

speculoon 

A speculoon is a thing, kind of like a jawn.

origin of term:
/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1cmyiiq/comment/l348oe4

especially used with the word "spectacular".

Gimme a pair of those spectacular speculoons.

speculoon by speculoon May 8, 2024

Speculonym 

“Speculonym, from the latin word for mirror.
Cause it manifests itself as the opposite but it refers to the same thing. I just made up that word.”
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Credit to @brunocp87 who actually came up with the word.

A: What’s the opposite of a contronym? Ie. “You *up* for a movie?” “Yeah, I’m *down* “
B: Speculonym, opposites that are the same!

Speculonym by KillerKatz17 July 17, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004