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specualist 

a person who jizzes in very small amounts.
according to that specualist, he tried to give his girl a pearl necklace, but he could only manage earrings.
specualist by Jimmy jack johnson October 10, 2007
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Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.
The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Interior/Exterior Specialist 

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

the specialists

one of the best half-life mods available. inspired by action movies, most notably the matrix, kill bill, face-off, and others. you can even do inhuman acrobatic stunts.

unfortunately, it's marred by people who complain and whine all the time about certain weapons, elitists who hold others' fighting styles with contempt, elitists who refuse to use certain weapons because they feel those weapons are too "cheap", and the only map the servers run is ts_lobby, something like counter-strike's de_dust.
i used to play the specialists a lot. but then, idiots ruined the game.

specialist post 

the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.

their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.
Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.
specialist post by eggrollthebest December 26, 2009

Literacy Specialist 

a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.
Q= "What happend to Mrs. X ,that terrible teacher? "

A= "She's a literacy specialist now."

Transition Specialist 

Fancy title for a lazy person who would rather watch others work than actually work themselves

Some what like an Employment specialist but works with students and does even less work.
Transition specialist: Uh i had such a rough day

Person: Haha doing what sitting on your ass?
Transition Specialist by Frawgeez October 16, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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