specualist

a person who jizzes in very small amounts.

according to that specualist, he tried to give his girl a pearl necklace, but he could only manage earrings.

by Jimmy jack johnson October 10, 2007

Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Interior/Exterior Specialist

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.

Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

by Gman86Backup January 10, 2018

the specialists

one of the best half-life mods available. inspired by action movies, most notably the matrix, kill bill, face-off, and others. you can even do inhuman acrobatic stunts.

unfortunately, it's marred by people who complain and whine all the time about certain weapons, elitists who hold others' fighting styles with contempt, elitists who refuse to use certain weapons because they feel those weapons are too "cheap", and the only map the servers run is ts_lobby, something like counter-strike's de_dust.

i used to play the specialists a lot. but then, idiots ruined the game.

by generic_name May 9, 2006

specialist post

the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.

their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.

Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.

by eggrollthebest December 26, 2009

Literacy Specialist

a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.

Q= "What happend to Mrs. X ,that terrible teacher? "

A= "She's a literacy specialist now."

by gitararvey March 22, 2010

Transition Specialist

Fancy title for a lazy person who would rather watch others work than actually work themselves

Some what like an Employment specialist but works with students and does even less work.

Transition specialist: Uh i had such a rough day

Person: Haha doing what sitting on your ass?

by Frawgeez October 16, 2008