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spazmagasm 

When one enjoys sexual climax so much that the legs or other body parts twitch in a simular way to that of a spaztic.
wow that sex session was so good i think i just had a spazmagasm.
spazmagasm by chavscumshoulddie August 20, 2006

spazzgasm 

when something is so awesome and amazing that it makes you want to go talk about it all the time. something overly exciting.
Did you see that double rainbow?! It was so spazzgasmic!
spazzgasm by wonderwendy July 27, 2010

Spazzergasm

An absolute freak-out, for whatever reason. May be musically induced, anger-induced, or joy induced.
She had a spazzergasm after he kissed her! (i dunno...XD)

that band is so spazzergasmic!

after he found out she cheated, he spazzergazzed so hard!
Spazzergasm by Meatmate April 13, 2009

snazzgasm 

verb. -ˈsnæzgæzəm- colloquialism

The biochemical reaction that takes place in ones loins after bearing witness to something outrageously fashionable and/or eloquently flashy; Usually caused by an outfit or particularly stylish article of clothing.
Man 1: "Hey, did you see Rob's new fedora?"

Man 2: "Yeah, I barely caught a glimpse before my groin began to spasm in ecstasy."

Man 1: "Well, boy howdy! You must've had a snazzgasm!"
snazzgasm by D Willy March 25, 2010

spazzorgasmasticating

verb. to have strange, animal-like noises protrude from one's mouth while freaking out uncontrollably.
She was spazzorgasmasticating when I told her I didn't like her food.

spazgasm 

n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.
Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
spazgasm by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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