spazmount 

a spaz, but a fucking huge spaz

why are you such a spazmount?

spazmount by bigsoggyballs November 23, 2021

Spamcunt 

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

Spamcunt by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

Starmount High 

A yee yee cowboy school in the middle of no where. Known for its infamous hick building, E.

“Where did that redneck get his education?” “Starmount High.”

Starmount High by youknowhowitisatbojangles April 29, 2019

SpazCunt 

SpazCunt - total waste of space, incapable of making an arrangement and sticking to it.
Routinely fails to attend at the correct time - thinks that attendance for 1800hrs - is within the acceptable time frame at 1859hrs
Cannot get their head around technological calendars and/or vintage hang-on-the wall calendars - despite creating an effective and/or efficient manner
SpazCunt - completely devoid any ability to perform even the most simple of tasks
However, if you have a SpazCunt in your social circle, despite all of the above and the symbiotic frustrations, you will no doubt refer to the SpazCunt as 'Our SpazCunt'

Kate is a complete SpazCunt, but she is our SpazCunt

SpazCunt by KatieKitsch March 23, 2018

Spazmunkee

pedophile rapist raver from washington state.

spazmunkee is a nasty creep

Spazmunkee by brothatsnasty January 9, 2021

spazmongo 

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

spazmongo by WavieDavie June 3, 2009