spazmongo 

Hybrid of two great derogatory terms, spaz and mongo, to be used in an un-pc way

Spaz - From spastic, the disability. Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded

Mongo - Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

For fuck sakes, your acting like a spazmongo

spazmongo by WavieDavie June 3, 2009

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spazmotron 

A geeky nerd that is hyper intelligent yet also completelyspastic. It is well know for throwing unexpected and outrageous spasms during it's most intelligent moments typing away on its Windows 95 PC.

"Look at that spazmotron smash up his keyboard playing minesweeper."

spazmotron by Peckerama March 22, 2008

spazmophobia 

spazmophobia Is when you are afraid of disabled people.

“Gerald your making my spazmophobia Flare up please fuck off”

spazmophobia by DEFINITION King69420 November 13, 2020

Spamongus 

Goofy or stupid

You are very Spamongus for eating a orange cheesecake

Spamongus by Spmaopdpfj April 6, 2023

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.

"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)

spazmology by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004

spazmong 

Someone who displays emphasized slow movement or failure to respond to others despite having nothing wrong with them.

"What's wrong with you today?! You're acting like such a spazmong!"

spazmong by Geoffreyyy June 16, 2008