spacmunt 

Noun used to describe something so ridiculously uncoordinated/stupid (in any form), that it is both spastic and munted. Can also be used in adjective form, ie. spacmunted.

Oh, you spacmunt! You are so spacmunted!

spacmunt by Tegan the Vegan October 20, 2003

Spamcunt 

Spamcunt: Pronunciation: \ˈspam kuhnt \
Function: adj. Slang: Vulgar.

Not to be confused with a "catfish".

Unlike a catfish who is often a lonely and self-conscious individual, (most often a female), who misrepresents themselves in order to establish an amorous online relationship, a "Spamcunt" doesn't seek your affection, only your money. They are usually social media accounts that are strictly created in order to spam (unsolicited inbox messages/links) you and others with porn site links, often claiming that if you follow the link provided, you will be able to see them nude and performing acts of masturbation for you, for a small fee. A "Spamcunt" is a Porn Merchant.

"Dude, I met this total Fox on Facebook, she is hot!"

"Bro, that's not a real chick, it's a bogus Spamcunt account, dumbass!"

Spamcunt by Eddie Quist February 23, 2014

Spamcunt 

Females who spam the internet, particularly YouTube and are virgins (which is why they have all their time to spam).

My friend had an argument with a spamcunt who randomly talked about the sky in SxePhil videos.

Spamcunt by SERFAHETIGOH June 5, 2009

Spamcunt 

Someone who speaks far too much in an offensive manner.

(Noun) "There's some Spamcunt calling everyone faggots in the next channel."
(Verb) "Someone is spamcunting in all chat."
"You Spamcunter."

Spamcunt by Izunundara August 25, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016