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sparsley

buying a small amount of fresh parsley
Our supermarket produce sucks, so I just got sparsley.
by Safety Badass February 23, 2012
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Sparkleypoo

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!

Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
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Spaisley

When you get semen on your hand and finger a female.
I had so much fun with Sam last night, we did the Spaisley”
by Sazzie Pavie October 10, 2017
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sparkley purple zebra

A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.
She is my sparkley purple zebra
by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011
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sparsely

in a thinly dispersed manner; in small numbers.
A sparsely populated region
by TheFootballManiac January 17, 2017
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Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004
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sparkley clean

Your dress is so sparkley clean when the light hits it, it sparkles!
by Mrs. Hazel February 25, 2019
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