Sparki

(Also spelled Sparky) slang for person who's in the electrical trade. Believes most problems can be solved with electrical tape. Often the only one that can solve the problem as they are extremely resourceful but also extremely expensive as you will pay for the knowledge they’ve aquired.

Independent, Hard-headed, smart, insane, rebellious, loving, funny, awesome, sometimes loud, coy

aside from just being hot, sparkies also usually have great personalities

“So after 2 months of issues, Sparki fixed it in 10 mins with 4 rolls of electrical tape and a wirenut but the cost was way more than i expected”

“Sparky is so smart and hot. He can check my box anytime”

Sparki by Rabbit chaser May 8, 2022

sparki

And electric angle bear that loves chara from Undertale.......and French fries 🍟

Person: Sparki needs to shut the actual fuck up

sparki by FuccU June 12, 2019

Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.

🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!

Spark it up Sparky by ClassicRonnie June 29, 2019

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

sparkdala 

The art of smoking on them cannabis buds. Coined by the great Madlib and his second in command, Lord Quas.

Ayo, I sparkdala, you sparkdala
Everyday anyway yo, I sparkdala
I smokedala so much my breathe smells like the bottom of a bong.

sparkdala by ganjachokerr February 19, 2014