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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
Spank the Lasagna by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.
the land shark by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

Jeff the land shark 

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)
β€œFUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”
Jeff the land shark by Toji? December 12, 2024

Jeff the land shark 

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark
Jeff the land shark by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark
Yo I'm gonna use von the land shark in Marvel Rivals.
von the land shark by slickytv February 1, 2025
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026