spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.

"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."

by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013

Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 28, 2020

sparknoting

Using SparkNotes and other related sites to study/cheat for tests.

Instead of reading Jane Eyre, I figured I'd just try sparknoting the whole thing and see how well I do on the test.

by AdiJ April 26, 2006

sparknoting

1. sparknoting a book- cheating, not really reading assigned hw
2. sparknoting- the act of making out durring an event such as a movie, and missing important information while doing so.

Sparknoting in the movietheater is a common activity such among couples such as ann and mike.

by sparstar7 October 5, 2006