spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead
Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night
by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017
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tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.
You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.
by Three Beers April 10, 2009
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