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spanka dank

Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
Hey, what's up spanka dank, want to go fishing later or catch a movie at 7.00pm?
by Casper Shier February 5, 2017
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Stanka Dank Dank

1.Some bomb ass dank that is stanky
1.Dayum, this shyt is sum stanka dank dank.
by Dens415 January 28, 2003
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Stanka Dank

Of the highest quality. Such high quality that everyone in the room knows how Dank it is.
There's no question that this shit right here is Stanka Dank.
by das ist gute scheiße August 25, 2021
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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
by voodles1 September 16, 2018
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Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.
"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"
by American Dankster July 19, 2012
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dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
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Dank spunk spank

The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
by Brandi_Inari November 13, 2016
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