spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.

Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.

spank sock by James Barden October 24, 2006

spunk sock 

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

spunk sock by Andy January 2, 2004

spunk sock 

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

spunk sock by Nicholas June 20, 2004

spunk sock 

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.

My spunk sock is in use

spunk sock by Bob June 20, 2003

stank sock 

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants

you smell like a stank sock

stank sock by Ręęn January 18, 2020

spunk socks 

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

spunk socks by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

Spunksock 

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

Spunksock by Pabski July 14, 2003