spamelope 

public internet poster that debates discussions without a valid and/or understandable retort.

What? You don't even make any sense. Dip shit spamelope!

spamelope by occupado eh April 3, 2008

spamalope 

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.

The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.

spamalope by elisha and alex October 2, 2005

Stampelope 

A stamped self-addressed envelope. Because that's simply far too much to say.

"Don't forget to include a stampelope!" said George.

Stampelope by FIDDLESTIXES June 30, 2012

Spelopede

A eusocial insectoid creature from the 2013 video game Rimworld which, in universe, originated on the planet Sorne, and were modified to combat the mechanoid threat. This specific type of insectoid is about the size of a sheep. They are immune to pollution and highly resistant to most toxins, and will not die from extreme cold, instead going into a quote, "wakeful hibernation." until the environment is suitable once again. They are quite intelligent, capable of learning how to haul things under human instruction, and can carry around 60 kilograms. They weigh in at about 48 kilograms, and have four legs, a head horn, a shell, and multiple body segments. They are aggressive to humans usually but can learn to trust you with food and quality time spent with them. Their main danger can come in numbers, alongside megaspiders and megascarabs, however, they can hold up a fight on their own, and should not be underestimated. Their life expectancy is about six years.

an action
"The spelopede attacked John viscously."

in refrence to
"Hey dude, what is that?"
"It's a spelopede!"

Spelopede by CellaSpider August 31, 2023