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Synonym for Perfection
The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.
Spaloni is the best
spaloni by Spazloni December 23, 2008
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Burt Spaloni 

The cheesiest sexiest man in Lucid City who would do anything for bout a dolla
Burt Spaloni the one and only cheesy like macaroni ice on my wrist its a rollie
Burt Spaloni by DaddyCalzone March 28, 2023
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Tony spagoni 

A mafia member who holocausted Lawrence Exeter Jr. After clapping his wallet and his wife.
TONY SPAGONI IS NOT A GAY PROSTITUTE
Tony spagoni by Wowen alt 1895 November 14, 2018

Spagonia 

A noun used for "good" things that bring pleasure. Tossed around a lot, the true and original use of the word is for "sexy women" and/or "marijuana".
When you see a sexy lady (or group of sexy ladies) walking down the street you would say, "Damn, check out those spagonias!"

When you wanna get high, and your looking for some weed say, "Hey man, you got some spagonia?"
Spagonia by Foret Boreal November 22, 2011

Tony Spagoni 

a real nigga from zone 6
you hear about that nigga Tony Spagoni he a real nigga from zone 6?
Tony Spagoni by landin.mp4 June 2, 2019
Means beautiful and nice in hindi.
Shes so saloni and kind!
Saloni by qqwe February 20, 2011

Tony Spagoni 

A 120 year old female astronaut that dated Lawrence Exeter Jr. and forced him to pay her money.
Tony Spagoni is NOT a gay prostitiute.
Tony Spagoni by Tony Spagoni June 6, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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