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Nature's training simulator for the zombie apocalypse.
Old people are non-lethal, but slow and will attack in large numbers. Just like zombies.
by SpitShine Tommy December 20, 2011
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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people from the age of dinosaurs with no driving skill who get sadistic pleasure from crushing the skin on your cheeks between their fingers. Have an irrational hatred of those who set foot on their lawns.
ignorant little boy: daddy, why did granny and granpa kill the postman?

daddy: he dared to step on their lawn; remember, they're old people, thats what they do.
by unfortunate grandson May 08, 2010
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People that are usually over 70. There are basiclly two types. The first is good. They are very funny, know how to take a joke, do not ranble on and can cook very well. They will also buy you lots of things and always bake cookies. The second type however, hate kids and are always criticizing technology although they have a computer they don't know how to use. Unless you wear sweaters and say ma'am a lot, they will wisper about you thinking that you can not hear them. Stay away from this kind, but be sure to get your freshly baked cookies from the first type of old people.
Ew look at that boy over there. He carries a {skateboard} and look at those ripped up jeans! He should be locked up.

Other old people: I know mary lynn, and he's listening to such loud music! Its making my hearing aid ring.
by aed196 November 12, 2010
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the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn't wear a tie and a cardigan... or lets just say every young person...no... every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.
i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
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Usaully whating tea. In many cases they are yelling at kids from there front porch to pull there pants up. Old People can talk for weeks about the "Old Days" and most important the Great Depression. Old People are like babies they eat, sleep, and poop. Also they smell AWFUL
Whats that smell? It smells like.....OLD PEOPLE, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by Old Person April 01, 2010
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