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snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.
1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”
by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018
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Snakeism

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.
Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?
by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019
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Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,
- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
by Bam 9 October 18, 2010
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snapfishing

Snapfishing is when below average looking people use Snapchat or other picture filters on social media/social sites in order to catfish unsuspecting victims.

Snapfishing has become the most popular way of catfishing because the predator can always claim the victim knew what they looked like before meeting because "they have 1000 pictures of themself". Often the predator/Snapfisher will include one or two unadulterated pics which are burried by countless modified pictures in an attempt to negate blame and absolve themselves of any wrong doing.

Beware of calling out a Snapfisher as they will instantly initiate self preservation mode and lash out. Often their initial reaction will be to label you as a "hater", Start falsely accusing you of doing the same thing or anything else they can drum up in order to absolve themself of any wrong doing. They will often go to great lengths in order to continue living in a fantasy land filled with their dellusions of grandeur.
Unsuspecting fool: "Damn girl you're amazingly beautiful"😍😍😘

Ex victim: "She's Snapfishing you bro,Don't fall for it. I met up with her once and when I got there I was greated by a girl that looked a bit like her but with fewer chromosomes and a lot more inbreeding along the family tree. I asked who she was and how she knew my name and she said "It's me silly"In a deep scratchy voice. I immediately turned around and ran for my fukn life!!!

Unsuspecting fool: Omg thanks for the heads up!
by Jess S.2017 October 26, 2017
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Shamefish

Making a stupid mistake on something that should be a gimme.
Dumb guy: "Oh no! I labeled it wrong and put my return address in the forwarding address."

His friend: "Shamefish."
by LutherX May 16, 2009
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jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.
My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.
by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008
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Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
by CollaBear June 12, 2012
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