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Slapwank 

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Light to vigerous tapping of ones genitals until orgasm is reached.
“I’m going to eat this Sunday roast and then slapwank myself silly!”
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slagwank • shagwank • Slapwank • spagwank

shagwank

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To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.
'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'
shagwank by Richhhieee January 6, 2007
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spagwank 

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a crazy insane pile of jizz.
'you may as well have bought me a bag of spagwank!'

'he is such a spagwanker!'

'i am totally spagwanked!'

'LETS GO SPAGWANKING!!!'
spagwank by Cowbiters June 12, 2011
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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