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spaggett 

A substance which you should never fucking touch in any circumstances. d
Tom: *touches spaggett*
Jim: *Obliterates tom with a fucking lazer coming out of his penis*
spaggett by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018
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spaggett 

A substance you should never touch by any FUCKING circumstance.
Tom: *Touches spaggett*
Jim: *Launches lazer beam obliterating Tom coming from his penis*
spaggett by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

Ottawa Spaghetti 

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.
I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.
Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Spaghetti Bow 

The term used to describe the act of throwing a pasta party, a trope of TV and film.
Derek and Jason have been fighting, but then they went and put a nice spaghetti bow on it. They're not fooling anyone.

I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.
Spaghetti Bow by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012

Mom's Spaghetti 

n./adv./v.

The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
This dude chokin' look at his sweater mom's spaghetti
Mom's Spaghetti by aceofspades8 December 14, 2017

Gay Spaghetti 

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
Yo what's up ma gay spaghetti?
The master of spooking, capable of hiding behind plants and in dumpsters. Often mistaken as the bosses kid or just some guy with a long ponytail.

His name, Spagett, is also his catchphrase, which he shouts upon emerging from his hiding place
"Spagett! Got Ya! Spooked Ya"
spagett by Spagett January 8, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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