Spaeth 

Of, reffering to, in reference to, precipitate of, and pertaining to gravity. 1 Spaeth= 9.81/9.82/10/X meters per second squared where X is whatever. Gravity is defined in both direction and magnitude by whatever it is defined as currently by Mrs. Spaeth.

I am falling at acceleration due to spaeth

Spaeth by Norbert Cothead May 14, 2006

Spaeth 

(N): anything at all, substitute in for any noun; another term for gravity when gravity can constantly chenge; A constant in physics (9.81000000003+/-L*Distance to the center of the universe-Sin(Tork):L=whatever Spaeth wants)

(V): to change gravity, can also be substituted in for any verb; to be annoyed when people say that you can change any constants, even though you can

(Adj)Spaethy: gravity-esque; substitute in for any adj ever invented; Overly intelegent

(Adv)Spaethely: anything

I Spaethed the Spaethy Spaeth Spaethely and then Spaeth Spaethy Sparth!!!!!!!

Spaeth by Bobby Reck May 19, 2006

shower spaetzle 

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

Spethal 

Special with a lisp - used by 'spethal' people only. There is a difference between spethal and odd/abnormal/weird - however, it's invisible to the naked eye.

We're spethal! (usually said after walking into post/tripping over entirely flat surface/other random and completely dumb act)

Spethal by carnifex August 8, 2004

Spaetzle 

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

Spaetzle by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

Spathi 

Alien race from the computer game Star Control. Spathi resemble some some sort of mollusk with a giant eyestalk in which the pupil is constantly quivering. They are extremely cowardly and it's a wonder they ever achieved spaceflight.

"Ah greetings Hunam, this is the Spathi Voidship StarRunner! Please do not torture me today, as I do not very much like being tortured! The coordinates of our homeworld are..."

Spathi by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004

Spathic 

To have really big cleavage

Wow, that chick is spathic!

Spathic by MissSaintJimmy November 21, 2006