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spacetheist 

Placing faith in the proven, credible observations in space to be defined as reality.

If the universe is 13,770,002,020 years old, it's simply illogical to place your faith in the son of the creator of our universe coming to our planet on the year 13,770,000,000 to save us from our sins.

Our planet resides in the milky way, which is one of the oldest galaxies formed during the earliest periods possible some 150 million years after the big bang. Since we're here, it's reasonable to assume that life must be sprouting up all over the universe.

So are we early? Yes. Are we late? Also yes.

Most stars are red dwarf stars, that live to be up to 10 trillion years old. 100 billion years after our Sol is long gone, life will still be sprouting into existence everywhere.

We're lucky enough to be born early where we can still see galaxies. Soon, on the timescale of the cosmos, you will no longer be able to see any other galaxy. Many of these beings will never have any proof of anything beyond their galaxy.

So what's the point? Survive.

After that? Enjoy what you've been given and make it better for those who follow.
*KNOCK KNOCK* HAVE YOU MET YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?

I don't believe in fairy tales! As a spacetheist, I believe in space!
spacetheist by Togi2351 May 24, 2020
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