spacetheist 

Placing faith in the proven, credible observations in space to be defined as reality.

If the universe is 13,770,002,020 years old, it's simply illogical to place your faith in the son of the creator of our universe coming to our planet on the year 13,770,000,000 to save us from our sins.

Our planet resides in the milky way, which is one of the oldest galaxies formed during the earliest periods possible some 150 million years after the big bang. Since we're here, it's reasonable to assume that life must be sprouting up all over the universe.

So are we early? Yes. Are we late? Also yes.

Most stars are red dwarf stars, that live to be up to 10 trillion years old. 100 billion years after our Sol is long gone, life will still be sprouting into existence everywhere.

We're lucky enough to be born early where we can still see galaxies. Soon, on the timescale of the cosmos, you will no longer be able to see any other galaxy. Many of these beings will never have any proof of anything beyond their galaxy.

So what's the point? Survive.

After that? Enjoy what you've been given and make it better for those who follow.

*KNOCK KNOCK* HAVE YOU MET YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?

I don't believe in fairy tales! As a spacetheist, I believe in space!

spacetheist by Togi2351 May 24, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008