File

a bitch that hates shit.

You're such a file.

by BoringIdiot July 29, 2020

File

A friggin folder on ur computer or in ur drawer at work

You: John, can you send me that file?
John: no fuck you, you owe me 5 bucks

by A random sap January 22, 2020

FILED

somebody getting you in trouble that could have been dissolved with a simple discussion

Did you hear how they filed for something and their life in now ruined? That was to radical

by The Great boi August 04, 2016

File

Slang word for cunt, the british vulgar slang term for the female genitalia. Derived from BBC farming programme Country File.
It's true form should be Tree file.

"For Christ's sake, stop being a file will you, that wasn't even funny last week."
"Harp, you're such a tree file."

by The Artful Codger May 11, 2004

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.

Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.

by Filer March 01, 2016

FILED

somebody getting you in trouble that could have been dissolved with a simple discussion

Did you hear how they filed for something and their life in now ruined? That was to radical

by The Great boi August 04, 2016