Shacock 

Turkish powder on salad

Your shacock looks very appetising

Shacock by Adski Sr December 31, 2018

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

shamockery 

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005

shecock 

A penis on a transsexual woman, this sort of cock is ultra feminine and is completely female in the context of sexuality.

A penis in this context is part of the male to female transsexual's feminine identity, and therefore is female (not in regards to chromosomal sex ie. xx or xy, but in regards to gender identity).

Some transsexual women lose the ability to ejaculate and become erect due to hormone therapy, however the functionality of the penis has nothing to do with whether or not it is a "shecock."

She tucks her shecock into her panties only to reveal it to a special person who appreciates her beauty.

shecock by ocinteeni November 3, 2009

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013

spacock 

what the hell am I doing with my life...

Spacock

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spacock by RadToons April 18, 2023

shacockle

When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.

"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."

shacockle by N+L June 17, 2008