when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.
Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're alreadytipsy sobbing.
son: In the past (Mainly on the East Coast) calling some one "son" meant you desrespected that person. However today it means no disrespect it is like saying hello.
Source Big Pun in the Song – Banned from TV: I been sonning nigg*s so long I think I got a grandson.
How you respond/comment to something extremely sad or funny when tears come to your eyes, but all you do is sit there staring at your screen and/or convulsing