A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.
That short-term, meaningless relationship you have directly after a long-term relationship has ended - intended, like a sorbet, to get the taste of the last meal out of your mouth before moving on to the next course.
First dude "You've jumped into a new relationship pretty quickly - are you sure you're not on the rebound?"
Second dude "Oh, it's not a REAL relationship - she's just a sorbet shag."
While working at Häagen-Dazs, the girls from Winsor give you head in the back room until the point of ejaculation. you then, using only your penis and no hands, slap her in the face repeatedly. she then looks up at you with a cum drenched smile and tells you how funny you are sometimes.
"Wow! I didnt even expect that sorbet slappy. I thought you were going to rocky road me again.