sophsta

A girl who is emo, although won’t admit it, who is IN LOVE with Dylan O Brein. She also LOVES a cucumber (take that how you will) and will eat them in one bite! She’s a menace when it comes to falling in holes, and could talk for England.

Oh, look! There’s that sophsta- wonder what hair colour she’ll have today!

sophsta by haisjsjakh November 22, 2021

Sophistaratchet 

A sophisticated ratchet. A classy, attractive, well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap. You can spot her at a private table in the most exclusive club in the city. She'll usually be sitting in the booth or standing by the bottles sipping casually... until A$AP: Get Lit comes on. At this point, her bootylicious donk will take over. You'll be staring at her uncontrollably and genuinely wonder if she actually is a stripper. She might dance so dirty that you think you actually have a chance with her. You don't.

If your gay boyfriend is white and has no idea who Lauryn Hill is, but you had to turn Trinidad James down to make sure you heard him correctly, you might be a sophistaratchet.

Sophistaratchet by sophistaratchet_2 May 13, 2013

sophista-roni

Not only is she the special kinda girl that makes your daddy feel proud that Bobby Brown sings about falling in love with, but she is smart, sexy, strong, classy and independent. She's got her own thing and that's why the boys love her!

Shorty's goin to school, got a job, car, house, and she's fine as hell!

Word! She's straight up sophista-roni.

sophista-roni by tiffyt-pain September 26, 2010

sophistamacated 

a word describing people that think they are intelligent, but really have absolutely no idea what they are talking about

Guy1: I calibrated the trajectory of the obtuse angle of the paralellogram.

Guy2: Wow...you're really sophistamacated!!!

sophistamacated by Doof's Dictionary May 13, 2008

sophistautistic 

An idea from an autistic brain that's so sophisticated it catches "norms" off guard.

Similar to shower thoughts but on the spectrum.

Me: I have finger tips but not toe tips.... yet I can tip toe but I can't tip finger.

Friend: 😐 that's some sophistautistic thinking right there.

sophistautistic by Bloodiejoe January 17, 2020

Sophistacat 

One step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

Once my tastes matured beyond cougars, I found myself pursuing a sophistacat. She’s one step up from a cougar. Age 60-70.

Sophistacat by Mself313 August 4, 2018

Sophistawook 

Be better. Wear a headband. Be a sophistawook.

He’s a classy sophistawook

Sophistawook by Sophistawook January 5, 2019