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an affectionate way to make fun and degrade your friends for doing or saying something stupid. usage can vary and is applicable to any scenario.
- Can you pass the salsa?
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!
- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking
- It's hummus, you sootyagoot!
- How was that one question on the math test?
- Man, I was a sootyagoot, don't even bother asking
sootyagoot by Rubber Duckie! May 17, 2021
The sooty way
Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah
The sooty way by Janettes February 24, 2021
Sooty & Sweep
the act of double-fisting.
note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).
this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).
author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).
this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).
author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"
Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
Sooty & Sweep by princess pokey May 28, 2011
Sooty
1. Of very poor quality; highly inferior.
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk
2. Contemptible; despicable.
3. Unfortunate; unpleasant.
4. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable.
5. Incompetent; inept.
6. Trivial; insignificant.
7. Drunk
"I wanted to drive all the way to the city, but my car is way too sooty."
or
"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."
or
"I drank so much last night and got so sooty I peed on my dog."
Sooty by Capt Sassypants November 13, 2009