somk

Stands for Slob On My Knob.
Made popular by Three 6 Mafia.

Slob on my knob

like corn on tha cob...somk

by lillayziebone September 18, 2009

Somkes

The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)

Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing

by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

Somk

Acronym for slob on my knob.

Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.

by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008

somke wede

A misspelled version of someone writing "smoke weed"
Or an offering to go roll a blunt

Up for some somke wede today?

by Jonathan Livingston December 19, 2017