Somkes 

The incorrect way to smell smokes (A personal joke me and my friends made)

Hannah:Somkes
Lela:Girl it’s smokes

Hannah:Smokes
Me and Lela:Bust out laughing

Somkes by Dabi baby mama January 19, 2021

somesuch

I've always understood it to be an abbreviated way of saying 'something like that' in my part of the southwest.

The Brits certainly thought we went native, or somesuch, in our attitudes here in the colonies.

Been playing Civ 3 a lot , don't ask.

somesuch by Tim?!? May 23, 2005

Someshit. 

Not to be confused with "Something".
Someshit refers to a thing that is utterly stupid or irrelevant to a specific topic.

Used in a state of absolute confusion or anger.

A someshit is what you don't want to talk about or not in a mood to.

"They'll name their kid after his dad or someshit."

"He didn't give me details, only vague shady someshit!"

"Someshit is going on with my neighbor, so, I had to act like an adult and ask what's going on "

Someshit. by The Zaidist Zaidasexual Zaid. December 4, 2021

someshit 

Means "something."

A simple and wholesome way to get more swearing into your diet.

So do you wanna come over and watch a movie or someshit?

someshit by shintriad July 6, 2006

Somesh 

A really smart guy you would want to hang out with every day. He's really friendly, stunning, hot and cute. He's an amazing person. If you had to pick someone to go out with him, you should choose him cause he's the right type of guy for any girl. His love is unbearable

Friend: OMG, did you see who jessica went out with last night???
Me: Who?
Friend: I can't believe you don't know, it's that cute guy, Somesh!!

Somesh by peopleareveeryannoying September 29, 2018

Somesh 

A fun loving and motivational person who is loyal and hardworking.

My boss thinks I'm somesh!

Somesh by Snow_man March 9, 2018

Somesh 

A man of love and has ability to control his emotions.Basically a good human being

Tailor: how are you?
Swift: I'm perfect as somesh

Somesh by RUMMINIGEE September 23, 2021