somani

Everybody’s daddy. Got more exes than you can count.

Ain’t nobody like somani.

by Opsop June 22, 2019

Manasi Somani

shes the only piece of shit out there, there arent SO MANY of her. shes angelina jolie, but more jolly and more maleficent than ever. shes got pin straight hair and she never uses a hair straightener. She' s a SELF CLAIMED foodie always up for a snacc(bonus, shes great everywhere) shes the peanut to your butter, provided it is cReAmY and sweet. but beware, she keeps her heels and her standards high. She's a hypeman, you can never get bored of her, even if you try. She looks like she just came out of the oven, hot, fresh and yummy :) she cares for you, laughs with you, hugs you and if you are lucky even, kisses you

bro, shes punching you, thats such a Manasi Somani.

by hummus_falafel_pita February 17, 2020

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013

Sohani

Sohani is a very kind girl who can sometimes be too nice for her own good, If you become her friend she will do anything for you even though she is usually very nice it’s not a good idea to get on her bad side. She always thinks that she isn’t pretty or good enough but that’s only because she doesn’t know how amazing she truly is. She loves having fun and traveling. Sohani’s are Eaither very rich or very poor but ounce you find a sohani don’t let her go

Damn sohani is such a good friend I swear she’s too nice for her own good

by Hajhxvisissksinz June 14, 2018

Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

by glork98 November 7, 2012

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.

We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016