sohmer 

extremely large dome piece; hudge head

dude look at his hudge sohmer!

sohmer by masterson February 28, 2008

sohmer 

People, mostly but not exclusively male, who are considered extraordinarily appealing for their advanced intellect.

She decided to sleep with a sohmer instead of her muscle-bound boyfriend.

sohmer by Ken Averstein July 17, 2006

Somers High School 

A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.

These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School

Somers High School by synebee May 3, 2018

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

shmerm 

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".

evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010