soggy bag

1. an old person.
2. a wrinkly person.
3. someone similar to a raisin.
4. a soggy person...
5. OLD!

EWWW. Look at that soggy bag! She's like a raisin!!

by moustachegrl September 26, 2005

soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

Soggy Book bag

To expel semen onto someone's back, then having them put their shirt back on...resulting in a Soggy Book bag.

Her Soggy Book bag looked nasty.

by BWZ9912 December 23, 2009

Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

soggy bagel

Soggy bagel is a game that is played with a bunch of guys. The game itself is a circle jerk with two rules after the first person starting the game has jerked off into the bagel: 1. When the bagel is passed to you, you jerk off into it 2. The last one to jerk off into the bagel as it gets passed around has to eat it.

1: "What's up Shirley? How is Bill?"
"Oh he's had a busy day at work, so he's playing some soggy bagel with his co-workers"

"You guys were hungry so you had to turn your wacking session into a game of soggy bagel?!"

by Cuthroat Bill November 17, 2006

Soggy Bagel

A woman's asshole after its been fucked many times by 1 or multiple men, generally is jizzed in after it is normally left gaping and open.

"Damn dude her ass a soggy bagel"

"Yah dude I wonder how many dudes did that shit"

"Too many man"

by Kénji Lescara May 31, 2018

Saggy Bag

An elderly woman with really saggy tits, I mean really REALLY saggy.

Some dude: Our music teacher is such a Saggy Bag!
Another dude: I know right!

by godishornyaf August 30, 2023