softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

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softoff

The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.

I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!

by Telephony January 4, 2017

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soft off

Not a hard on. When a dick can not get enough blood flow to make sex or handys fun.

"I did too much coke to have sex. I had a soft off the whole time."

"When she took everything off I sported a soft off"

by trickdaddyskeet February 18, 2012

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sortoff

A word used to describe something as being almost similar to something else. This version of "sort of" is usually typed by stupid people who can not spell for crap.

Person 1: That sweater makes him look sortoff fat
Person 2: Umm, you mean sort of, right, lol
Person 1: Oh yeah, I'm such a dumbass :-/

by JodoFoSho March 8, 2007

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Soft Off

The complete opposite of a hard on. It wasn't coined by that other douche bag. It was on "I hope they serve beer in hell". Anyway. It's when ur dick is 6900 percent flaccid.

That bitch is so ugly that I got a soft off when she walked in to this titty bar.

by middy69 August 13, 2010

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the total opposite of a hard on. Hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. A term coined by urs truly. Used to describe the condition of a dick when seeing something totally unatural and FUCKING DISGUSTING.

WOW EMILY'S ASS IS SOOO FUCKING WAK!!! it's like a big block of textureless shit. If i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.

by M & V Unit January 2, 2005

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