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A word used to describe something as being almost similar to something else. This version of "sort of" is usually typed by stupid people who can not spell for crap.
Person 1: That sweater makes him look sortoff fat
Person 2: Umm, you mean sort of, right, lol
Person 1: Oh yeah, I'm such a dumbass :-/
sortoff by JodoFoSho March 8, 2007
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Sortofsky 

anything resembling russia or russian culture
i remember one pof those sortofsky guys standing by the bar cheering for Putin
Sortofsky by kelamist February 22, 2020
Not being able to get a erection.
That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".
softoff by Crankman November 7, 2006
The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.
I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!
softoff by Telephony January 4, 2017
Its aim lingo for sort of.
But As the human race, we are way to lazy to put a space between the sort and the of.
i'm sortof bored.

"HEY! I SORTOF KNOW HER!"
Sortof by Mr. Marsh October 29, 2008

sootofficial 

honestly the best mutual ever 🙄💗💗💗
so funny and they make great content, they are also a bit fruity. love them though 😆😆
do you know sootofficial?
uhm duh great mutual 🙂
sootofficial by bestie173472738 August 20, 2021
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