sortoff

A word used to describe something as being almost similar to something else. This version of "sort of" is usually typed by stupid people who can not spell for crap.

Person 1: That sweater makes him look sortoff fat
Person 2: Umm, you mean sort of, right, lol
Person 1: Oh yeah, I'm such a dumbass :-/

by JodoFoSho March 8, 2007

Sortofsky

anything resembling russia or russian culture

i remember one pof those sortofsky guys standing by the bar cheering for Putin

by kelamist February 22, 2020

softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

softoff

The complete polar opposite of a hardon -- that is, when you're fucking somebody (female OR male) when your dick goes flaccid (limp) while you're still inside them.

I was cornholing this really hot dude last night, and I suddenly got a raging softoff. How fucking embarrasing!!!

by Telephony January 4, 2017

Sortof

Its aim lingo for sort of.
But As the human race, we are way to lazy to put a space between the sort and the of.

i'm sortof bored.

"HEY! I SORTOF KNOW HER!"

by Mr. Marsh October 29, 2008

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