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1. A cold hearted, sensitive prick who loves to draw and drag people. Most of the time they are a bitch, but they are very respectful
1. "Ugh that girl Softiee is so mean"
2. Softiee got into a fight with Mike and won.
softiee by Invisible101 September 27, 2020

Uber-Softee 

When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee
Uber-Softee by Jono0120 December 10, 2010

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009
1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
Softie by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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