sofite
Lucy your such a sofite
sofite by Fixkfidicf November 18, 2021
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Uber-Softee
When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee
Uber-Softee by Jono0120 December 10, 2010
tossin' softies
tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011
Sofie
Sofie is a Dutch name derived from the French "Sophie" which itself is derived from the Greek "Sophia". Both meaning "wisdom".
A gorgeous name which reflects the beauty of the the name bearer itself.
Not only on the outside, but also on the inside. They are caring, loving, faithful, affectionate, great lovers, clever, cute.
Once you get to know her, she will have a special place in your heart. Never leaving it.
When she hugs you, you have the feeling you never want it to end. These hugs almost feel like magic.
Seeing her immediately makes your day, her eyes and cute little face put a smile on yours.
If you find yourself to be in a relationship with a Sofie, count yourself lucky.
Treasure it, love her with all your heart because she deserves every little bit.
She's the one girl that you'll always love and remember.
A gorgeous name which reflects the beauty of the the name bearer itself.
Not only on the outside, but also on the inside. They are caring, loving, faithful, affectionate, great lovers, clever, cute.
Once you get to know her, she will have a special place in your heart. Never leaving it.
When she hugs you, you have the feeling you never want it to end. These hugs almost feel like magic.
Seeing her immediately makes your day, her eyes and cute little face put a smile on yours.
If you find yourself to be in a relationship with a Sofie, count yourself lucky.
Treasure it, love her with all your heart because she deserves every little bit.
She's the one girl that you'll always love and remember.
The Masters Softie
When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017
Thumb in a softie
The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009
Softie
1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
2. A semi-flaccid penis.
3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
Softie by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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