Softee

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The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.

Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!

Softee by St.Phillips the thirteenth September 23, 2011

Words you can keep

Softee

The act of taking a flaccid penis, and sucking on it until erect.

I almost fell asleep last night without and action, luckily my girl gave me a softee, after than it was on.

Softee by Sassy & Bumpy October 8, 2023

Related Words

Softee • Softee-nut • mister softee • Horny Softee Serve • micro softee • Uber-Softee • givin me a softee • Mr. Softee • softie • soffee

Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

Softee-nut by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018

Uber-Softee

When a piece of music changes dynamics to a really low volume. Common in jazz music, classical, and rock.
"In The Mood" performed by Glenn Miller's ensemble portrays an uber-softee very well when the band repeats a 12 bar blues over and over, lowering the volume each time. They eventually make it so low that it become an "uber-softee

Measure 72 has a decrescendo. We're going to take it down to an uber-softee

Uber-Softee by Jono0120 December 10, 2010

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

Mr. Softee by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

mister softee by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

Horny Softee Serve by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026