My duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on "Child Protective Services/Tobacco Institute/Weight Watchers/American Dental Association Trailer Park Day" left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

skanxiety by historyvoice October 6, 2011

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Stanxiety

Anxiety accepted as a part of life instead of being regarded as an abnormilty, especially when one has understood its nature and mastered it;representing a positive outlook on mental health conditions.

Stan-I have an exam in a month.
Ravi -Bro! That must give you lots of anxiety
Stan-Its all chill bro, cuz I don't have anxiety; I have Stanxiety!

Ravi - I was on a rollercoaster yesterday, it was scary but I I knew its safe so I had more like stanxiety than anxiety before I got on it.

Stanxiety by @Stanxiety October 8, 2019

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Scanxiety

Anxiety brought on when one has to have a CT, MRI or PET scan

Having to get a CT scan is giving me massive scanxiety

Scanxiety by Openpandorasbox September 29, 2018

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Shanxiety

when you need to shit so bad but you'r really scared to because people are in the bathroom. People will then see you go into the bathroom and come out with a horrific ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FOUL stench following you, for the first 4 meters out of the stall you just SHAT in.

"i physically and emotionally cant go and lay a shit in the toilet bowl. i have Shanxiety.'

Shanxiety by WISDOM LORD October 20, 2022

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