socratease

A girl who seductively leads others on with her body and her brain

Anna was a real socratease to almost everyone she met with her sexy shape and her witty ways

by von groovy April 6, 2019

Socratease

A guy who only asks questions and wont put out.

I saw you hitting it off with that guy last night, did you go home together?

No, he was such a Socratease

by Aristattle December 19, 2021

Socrates

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

by Frunklin October 21, 2010

Socrates

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

by frsky July 29, 2007

Socrates

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.

Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."

by dauman January 7, 2010

Pink Socrates

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004