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an awesome diner located inside of a virtual platform with alot of good food
lets go to a socialden im hungry!
socialden by a stupid orphan August 10, 2021
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socialneko 

Socialneko is a Nintendo DSi browser legacy site where the nine active users use their alt accounts to like statuses into the double digits, while living in constant fear that someone will take this glory away from them.

In 2018, Akise sold the site to a confused Neo-Nazi Communist named Cow who uses the site to call people gamer words.

The SN discord is used for high intensity but low intelligence cyberbullying of the SN users who are "too friendly" and don't have discord. Hilarious cyberbullying antics include photoshopping spunk onto selfies posted to SN, and harassing people's social media accounts that are left up on their profile, even though they have been banned months ago for criticizing the site.

This site is stupid, but even stupider is the "Reverse SN" civil war where a bunch of outdoors starved LARP enthusiasts and former SN users make up initiation rites for joining their "counter-cult" and plot against socialneko.org.

Every sane person runs when socialneko is mentioned.
"...and not only do they still exist, the socialneko egregore turns the users of this website into zeta mind-slaves and siphons their energy in order to-"
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
socialneko by pspspspspsp January 28, 2021

Socialmetrics 

A value that is a scaleable representative to someone's overall social media footprint. The more social media websites an individual interacts with, the higher value they contian.
He is conscious about his socialmetrics value.

They use socialmetrics to help increae brand awareness.
Socialmetrics by |EStarr| February 26, 2010

Socialdunk

An interesting app for memes!

Dude 47: „Voltaire check out that meme“
Dude 66: „Nice Meme Duuude, Socialdunk has the best of them!
Let me just check Socialdunk for new memes
Socialdunk by Dankmemer246 July 20, 2020

Sociales 

Criollo Mexican kids who come from priviledged economic backgrounds (rich & upper-middle class). Because of their parents money, they think they are better than everyone else. They tend to dress in metrosexual fashions, wearing such clothing brands as Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, Calvin Klein, Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Roxy, Express, Aeropostale, Gap, Banana Republic, etc. They love to drive around in German cars, preferabily Volkswagen Golf's or Jetta's. The make every effort to look down upon other Mexicans as ignorant peasants who lack any education whatsoever. Ironically, they hate to study and work hard, so mommy & daddy buy them their grades while they party & fuck around. They make fun of Americans, yet they pretend to be edgy punk rock skaters or valley girls. These pricks will begin enjoying the discotheque lifestyles at 13 years of age because their parents get them fake IDs and enjoy going to such places like Tangaloo or Monte Picacho. These creatures tend to reside in such geographical regions such as the Eastside of Chula Vista (Bonita, Eastlake, Otay Ranch), maybe La Jolla, and any other place you would find snobbish Mexican brats who look down at you like you are scum.
Those damn sociales are the biggest assholes in Mexican society.
Sociales by Cab_Zapata January 17, 2008

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

Socialmediafag 

Majority of internet people today are socialmediafags. they started with social media and here they are.
Dude 1: *watching a vine* "dude, i love the internet "
Dude 2: "You don't love the internet, you're just a socialmediafag"
Dude 1: "Let me take a selfie" *start fapping*
Socialmediafag by beCoolYo February 12, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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