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Socialmenkie 

Someone who is addicted to social media and their device. A technology junkie. Basically someone who is constantly on their phone and on social media, someone who can't live without social media.
Stop starring at your phone, your such a socialmenkie!
What a socialmenkie, all you care about is likes.
Socialmenkie by Dima.P April 11, 2019

Socialdrinkstance

When the Coronavirus hits and you have to stay six feet apart
I socialdrinkstanced with my neighbors in my driveway tonight .

Coined by Lindsey Short 03/23/2020
an awesome diner located inside of a virtual platform with alot of good food
lets go to a socialden im hungry!
socialden by a stupid orphan August 10, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026