soapsock

soapsock: verb \ˈso'oop'-sok\
1 a : "The action to violently hit a motherfucker to death with a wet soap bar inside a sock".
b in jail : may also refer to a pillow case full of wet soap bars.
c: noun \ Improvised weapon consisting of a soap bar inside a sock, wet it to improve hit ratio.

College prank: "Bryan was soapsocked the fuck out of him at college initiation"
Jail threat:"I'll soapsock you in your sleep motherfucker!"

by thekaifan August 27, 2013

soapsucker

A person who swears a lot.

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

soaprock

When you take one of George world-famous dildos which is made out of hand carved soap bars and attach it to the center portions of a passed out drunk kid. May be followed by a healthy teabagging.

"George carve me up a dildo, I've got a feeling Peto is gunna be passed out at this party tonight."

by andyfellovernet June 25, 2003

snapsock

A sock or a piece of clothing kept by an adolescent male's (or any male) bed to be used as a receptacle when he jerks off. Mom then finds it hardened in the laundry and is relieved to find out her son is a normal teenage boy.

Bobby had to jerk off into his own hand because his mother found his snapsock and put it in the laundry.

by RehpotsirhC December 12, 2013