Definitions by thekaifan

Regexy 

1 a : "Absurdly difficult to analyze, understand, or explain".

derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.

People assume that regular expressions are a strict progression of characters to a pattern, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, regexy-wimexy... stuff

Regexy by thekaifan October 31, 2018

regexy 

regexy: adjective \ˈrē-jəks-ē\
1 a : "Absurdly difficult to analyze, understand, or explain".

derived from regex: One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for parsing text easily. Prolonged use and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm's syndrome condition towards regex itself.

People assume that regular expressions are a strict progression of characters to a pattern, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, regexy-wimey... stuff

regexy by thekaifan September 4, 2018

Regexy 

adjective \ re·gex·y· \ ˈrə-gəx-ˌee \

1 Something absurdly difficult to build, analyze, understand, or explain.

Derived from: Regex One of the most annoying things in programming, yet one of the most helpful. Used for

parsing text easily. High usage and exposure may cause dependency and symptoms similar to Stockholm

syndrome's condition.

People assume that parsing is a strict progression of a sequence of characters that define a search pattern, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... regexy wimey... stuff.

Regexy by thekaifan September 3, 2018

soapsock

soapsock: verb \ˈso'oop'-sok\
1 a : "The action to violently hit a motherfucker to death with a wet soap bar inside a sock".
b in jail : may also refer to a pillow case full of wet soap bars.
c: noun \ Improvised weapon consisting of a soap bar inside a sock, wet it to improve hit ratio.

College prank: "Bryan was soapsocked the fuck out of him at college initiation"
Jail threat:"I'll soapsock you in your sleep motherfucker!"

soapsock by thekaifan August 27, 2013